"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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