- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Turn around.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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