Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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