What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Your Mom.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How did the girl die? 25.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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