- Anti Joke

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

woman's rights

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

your mom

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.