what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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