- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Women's rights

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Gangnam style

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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