- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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