- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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