Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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