what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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