Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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EGGPLANT

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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