- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??