What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Spread the net.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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