- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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