- Anti Joke

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus