How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Nicolas Cage

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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