Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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