- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Women.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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