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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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