What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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