- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

An atheist walks into a church

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Knock Knock! Come in.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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