what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Gianni

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Anti Joke

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