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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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lol a man is drowning

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Yeah right loser!

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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your mum

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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