- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

How did the girl die? 25.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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