Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Mitt Romney penis

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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I pooped my pants

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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