- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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