- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Dogs in my home.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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