why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Womens' Rights

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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