- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Dogs in my home.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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