- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

No thank you, I don't like violence

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A Jew! Bless you.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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