a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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my shift key is broken1

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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