- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

poo is yummy

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Maturity is a virtue.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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