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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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