What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Thumbs this up

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You're welcome!

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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