what is sticky and brown?a stick

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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