Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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kevin kim

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Mike tyson

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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