Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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ass in my face ? no

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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