Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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No, Trinidad.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Patriarchy.

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