A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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your mom died.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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