(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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knock knock. come in.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Stephen Walking.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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