Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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