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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What happened to Liam? He Died.

You know what sucks? Yes.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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