When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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I can't see my forehead

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Woman Rights

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Mike tyson

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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