- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Hello Braydon

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

this is not a joke

Ju... Just why?

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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