- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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