What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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I never asked for this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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