- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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