why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Grammer is very important

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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