- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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