Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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TIMMAH!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Im cute hehehee

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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