What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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