hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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