- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

the WNBA

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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