Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What time is it? 20:45.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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