- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

knock knock Come in!!!

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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