Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Jaden McMichael

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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