A: B: No pun intended.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What time is it? 20:45.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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