whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Whats an Anti Joke

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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