Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Hi

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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the WNBA

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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