- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Neither does he.

i like pie.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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