there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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