What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Im cute hehehee

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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