What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Yes!

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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