Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Your mom.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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DESERT

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