Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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vaginas

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Chinese drivers.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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