What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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