- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Give me thumbs up!

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Spotto

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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