Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the book disappear?

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I have aids

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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