How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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