what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Penis.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Canada AYY

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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I died shortly after writing this.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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