What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the difference between a duck

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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