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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Ju... Just why?

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

tims sty:)

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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