- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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