- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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