- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What'sucks and white Jackson

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did i write this? I was bored

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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