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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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