girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

You are Nerochan right?

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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