shammmm is a lesbian.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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ugh good riddance

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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