- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have aids

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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