- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

ugh good riddance

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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