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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

I would rape her

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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