Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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This is a joke setup.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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