Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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