- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Your mom is so fat...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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