- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

ME NAME IS JEFF

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

E= McVagina

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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