What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Spread the net.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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