- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Men, get on the boat.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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