- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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