Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Ebola

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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your mum

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Give me thumbs up!

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

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