- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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