- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Poop swing

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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