Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Harry Styles

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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