If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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