Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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This sentence is false.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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