A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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