A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Justin Bieber

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

cancer

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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