A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Yeah right loser!

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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The Pope

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ass in my face ? no

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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E= McVagina

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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