- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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