- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

... i forgot the joke :p

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Your mom.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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