What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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