What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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yes... that's the joke

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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oh hai

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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