- Anti Joke

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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