Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Your mom.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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