how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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