- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I died shortly after writing this.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

FUCK YOU NEVEN

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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