Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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