What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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