How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Nickelback

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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