A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Do you believe this will change?

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

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