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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Pinus Testicles

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

WNBA

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Womens rights !

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

At least I dont have AIDS.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Badgers are cool

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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