A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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