- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

fruit salad?

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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