What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Toaster

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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