what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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