- Anti Joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian