Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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