- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

your mum

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

knock knock go away

Women's rights

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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