Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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