Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

women's rights.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

PSN IS UP

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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