Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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