- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

I ponder

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??